Tuesday, September 24, 2002

A'IGHT bitches n FOOS. HORACE been gettin' a LOT of steam on his NUTS from y'all wantin' the GOODS. Y'all be wantin' HORACE to update this BLOG. That's TIGHT, too. It make HORACE feel GOOD. Like a MAN should. WANTED, YO.

IZ COOL.

A'IGHT. Y'all probably be WANTIN' to know WHY ol' HORACE ain't been REGALIN' yo bitch asses with his ADVENTURES lately. That's tight. Here's why:

HORACE BEEN STRAIGHT LAID OUT IN THE HOSPITAL.

Damn Hyundai ELANTRA clipped HORACE in the leg. DAMN NEAR took that leg off.

SO, I was at the HOSPITAL for a GOOD 3 weeks. HOT ass nurses and shit. THAT WAS COOL.

And then, when NICK came and picked me up, I GOT ALL DOWN AND SHIT. ALL DOWN in the HEART. YOU FEEL THAT?

SEE, I'd been living THE GOOD LIFE. 3 meals a DAY. WARM BED. HOT NURSE's bathin' my ASS.

And what was I going home to?

A BARN, YO.

Nick's barn.

AND HORACE AIN'T SAYIN' HE AIN'T GRATEFUL. HORACE be grateful. It's just...y'know.

So, I ain't been GOIN' OUT too much here lately.

HORACE GOTSTA GET LAID.

A'IGHT. HORACE out. It felt GOOD to GET THESE THINGS OFF MY CHEST.

Oh, ONE MORE THING....NICK told me all this sissy shity about him and some HO what works at the GAP. I be like, FOO. FALL YO WHITE ASS IN TO THA GAP.

It was FUNNY.

HORACE BE CLEVER AS SHIT AT TIMES!

OUT.