Saturday, August 17, 2002

BOOBS.

HEY. Number of broads HORACE done got IT on wit?

18.

NUMBER of satisfied CUZZ'MERS?

8.

HEY, I'M JUST bein' HONEST.

HONESTY is a VIRTUE.

HORACE OUT.

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

DAMN! NICK need's ta get LAID!

N'AAAAH! He needs to get BEUNED!
HORACE serious now. HORACE likes to FOOL around and have FUN and that COOL. BUT HORACE THINK IT TIME TO GET down TO BUSINESS NOW.

I give it AT YA straight...DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM GOTTA go.

I am sick of these poor little kids that can't TIE they own shoes or BLOW THEY own nose without their parent's help TRYIN' TO TEACH MY ASS ABOUT the damn DEWEY Decimal System everytime I go THE LIBRARY to look up what happened on GILMORE GIRLS on the damn internet.

SICK IT.

THESE kids think they so DAMN smart. THINK THEY smarter than HORACE. N'ah. N'ah. I SYA WE straight yank this INFORMATION FROM THEY! THERE is no place for the DDS in public schools. THESE kids are VERITABLE KILLING MACHINES with all this information at they FINGERTIPS. It gotta STOP.

KID wanna build a bomb?

DDS.

KID wanna find out how SERIAL KILLERS operate?

DDS.

KID wanna learn how to make a sandwich?

DDS.

I AIN'T DOWN FOR IT.

HORACE OUT, BUT HORACE AIN'T SATISFIED.

Sunday, August 11, 2002

HORACE BACK now.

HORACE went down to NASVILLE TENNESSEE with his best ass FRIEND Nick. Nick's a HEATHEn, y'all!

Fool got a TATTOO! Desecrated his BODY! HORACE sho' ain't DOWN for none'a THAT.

GET THIS.

HORACE gave a bum some MONEY. HORACE thought he was bein' a good citizen. N'AH. N'AH. This FOOL straight up LIED to HORACE! Gave me SOME BUNK ass story about HIS CAR BREAKIN' down the first day I WAS IN Nashville....and THEN I saw the FOOL around the HOTEL all damn week!

Damn!

HORACE PLAYED!